Archive for March, 2009

Ask And You Shall Receive

Monday, March 23rd, 2009

When Heather and Summer were spotted on the park playing ball - they appeared to be the ideal specimens for another 2 Chicks 1 Dick update. One of the site’s hardened guys - you know, the type who has enough moxie to approach strangers and offer filthy proposals - TJ walked up to the ladies and asked if they would like to play with another set of balls altogether. These two knew exactly what TJ was talking about. Good. Nothing was lost in translation and the three all settled for a nice, sizzling fuck in TJ’s apartment. Isn’t it nice when adults behave like adults and ask upfront what you want? Try it. It has its benefits.

Who’s The Bigger Slut?

Monday, March 23rd, 2009

In reality, when you approach two chicks and ask who between the two of them is the biggest slut - you’d prolly get a slap in the face, a kick in the balls and “fuck yous” all around. But, in the fun world of porn - such things are suspended to give way to a wicked round of humping, pumping and sucking. In this clip from 2 Chicks 1 Dick, Adam approached Jazmine and Britney and asked them just that - and with such zest and vitality that you could only find in a Guy Smiley, i might add. The slapping and flurry of expletives didn’t commence (as expected) but what followed were purring pussies, hungry for cock. So who’s the sluttiest? Duh. Who cares.

2 Chicks, 1 Dick, Outlust

Monday, March 23rd, 2009

You know that Rod Stewart song, Some Guys Have All The Luck? The photo above featuring two big bossomed and big arsed ladies named Candi and Rachel plus a very enterprising guy named Tony reminded me of that song. Tony is far from having that lucky streak however, his only advantage is he knows how to smooth talk girls and he’s creative enough to come up with the most harebrained ideas to get snatch. The weird thing is he can always pull it off. Hmmm, on second thought maybe he is lucky. Anyways, his MO for this one involved a non-existent talk/reality show named 2 Chicks 1 Dick. And we all know who gets the prize in the end.

Their Knight In Shining Armour? Not Quite.

Monday, March 23rd, 2009

After a hard day at work, BFF Jennifer and Tammy grabbed blankets and just fell asleep on the couch. They did not expect that Tammi’s bum of a boyfriend Ron would drop by for a visit and a quick nookie. Ron - seeing the two of them together quickly conjured up lesbian scenes in his head. And he, the knight in shining armor who would provide the sleeping beauties with the steel hard cock to poke them out of their gayness. Straight boy fantasies seemed headed for fulfillment - in this instance - when Tammi was awakened by Ron’s poking. Eventually Jennier got into the scene. But the thing was, Jennifer was more interested in Tammi’s coochie than Ron’s dong.

Two Heads Are Better Than One

Monday, March 23rd, 2009

Devious dudes and desperate chicks who should know better are what drives this site, 2 Chicks 1 Dick forward. In this update, two seemingly unapproachable babies - Jordan and Destiny quickly fell hook, line and sinker for this guy’s front. Claiming that he’s a famous DJ for a very exclusive club and promising these girls a VIP entrance for tonight - the two, bored and eager for excitement - jumped at the chance. But there’s a hitch. They have to prove to him that two heads are indeed better than one. And they did, Jordan and Destiny took turns licking his shaft, sucking swollen the head and caressing his nut sack. The DJ got his girls and…and…well sorry girls.

Hello Fame And Fortune

Monday, March 23rd, 2009

What some people would do for fame and fortune. if you ask me however, I don’t think there’s anything wrong with fucking yer way to the top especially ifyou have the talent and just need some attention and a break. Now these two ladies here - Kelly and Alicia - are examples of two eager beavers who would go through fire and brimstone just to prove their worth as performers and all. Well, folks with an eye for Hollywood are almost always the easiest prey - so when Brian showed up pretending to be a talent scout for a big studio, the well behaved chicks turned into cock hungry sluts. Wow. Even just the promise of fame and fortune can bring spawn a sudden change, I guess.


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